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[15 Sep 2003|03:58am] |
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Worst. Day. Ever.
Things started out pretty good, actually.
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) samia FINALLY decided to get off her lazy ass and take me for a walk. She tried to be cutsey and talk in her baby-voice and tell me that she was sorry she had been neglecting me, but i KNOW the only reason she was taking me out was because there were hot guys down the street playing basketball. and HEY, any excuse to run around the neighborhood wearing hot pants, right?
So we're walking around and everything is cool. Im peeing on fire hydrants, absent mindedly running into mailboxes, ya know, just getting my doggie-thing on, when all of a sudden these two kids come running up screamin' 'bout some "STOP! WE WANNA PET HIM!" Okay, whatever, I don't mind. And then all of a sudden this snotty nosed little brat is like "Can we ride it?!" and of course Samia has never said no to THAT question in her life (if ya know what I mean.) so she's all "MKAY."
So I rode that fuckin' brat like all the way up and down Lost lake Trl. THREE times, and she laughed her ass off about it the whole time.
And she wonders why I crap in her floor.
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[15 Sep 2003|03:27am] |
I really only decided to make this journal because of my good friend charlie_cat.
samia took some pictures of me tonight but she won't upload them because I crapped in the floor. What a bitch. She even rubbed my nose in it.
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